1 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,103 Do you have a problem? 2 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:22,912 You're the guy with the crazy family. 3 00:02:32,075 --> 00:02:37,707 - Harvey Wallbanger! It's you. - Bellinger. 4 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:43,108 Here, Harvey Bellinger. You have to feel at home. 5 00:02:43,275 --> 00:02:47,985 - You must be here for a while. - I won't be here for long. 6 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,507 Five years later. 7 00:02:53,675 --> 00:02:56,143 Bellinger! So it is now. 8 00:03:18,195 --> 00:03:22,950 - Who's next? - Bellinger, the arsonist. 9 00:03:24,395 --> 00:03:29,025 - We have half an hour. - Not so long. I'm hungry. 10 00:03:39,155 --> 00:03:42,192 - Bellinger, Harvey A? - Yes. 11 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:48,066 My name is Orr, this is Rishwain, and Interrogation Agent Tanaka. 12 00:03:50,235 --> 00:03:52,624 You have 10 minutes. 13 00:03:52,795 --> 00:03:57,266 Well... Lydia Anne Layton... 14 00:03:58,315 --> 00:04:03,025 She was every teenage boy wet dream. 15 00:04:03,195 --> 00:04:07,985 She did modeling work was in a couple of B-movies 16 00:04:08,155 --> 00:04:14,594 - but her big moment was the pictures in Playboy in 1975. 17 00:04:16,795 --> 00:04:20,310 Stop right now. Are you gassing us? 18 00:04:20,475 --> 00:04:24,263 Don't laugh with this name. 19 00:04:24,435 --> 00:04:28,223 What does it have to do with it arson to do? 20 00:04:28,395 --> 00:04:33,423 Without the plan, you will not understand the reason for the arson- 21 00:04:33,595 --> 00:04:37,907 - or why I did it, and whether I want to do it again. 22 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:44,709 You now have 8 minutes. 23 00:04:45,835 --> 00:04:52,354 So I married a woman, that looked like my mother. Mistake #1. 24 00:04:52,515 --> 00:04:56,633 After 17 years with "the american dream"- 25 00:04:56,795 --> 00:05:01,186 - I find my wife together with the garden watering can in the garage. 26 00:05:01,355 --> 00:05:07,146 She got the house, I got the dates and a job as a toilet salesman. 27 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:13,595 The only perfect result of our unholy union- 28 00:05:13,755 --> 00:05:17,543 - was my little daughter Audrey. 29 00:05:26,795 --> 00:05:32,267 Thank God she doesn't look like her mother. She is a perfect little princess. 30 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:51,267 Had it not been for her one little misstep- 31 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:55,394 - I had never been hit of this fate. 32 00:05:57,995 --> 00:06:01,954 Lydia Anne Layton... 33 00:06:02,115 --> 00:06:05,949 Playboy Girl 1975. 34 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:12,991 And the result of her unholy, first association... the devil's spawn. 35 00:06:15,235 --> 00:06:19,114 It didn't take long, before I was lost. 36 00:06:19,275 --> 00:06:24,633 Your father says you knew Colby before the little episode with the police. 37 00:06:28,315 --> 00:06:33,708 - We are in the same class. - Lovely. So you are friends. 38 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:38,107 Yes, we are quite close to each other. 39 00:06:38,275 --> 00:06:41,585 It's the first time I hear about it. 40 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:48,188 Everything was perfect. We were like two young in love. It was incredible. 41 00:06:53,515 --> 00:06:58,270 I don't understand that this is happening. It's really sick. 42 00:06:59,515 --> 00:07:04,748 Our deal still stands, right? No one has to know. Do you promise it? 43 00:07:04,915 --> 00:07:07,668 That belongs to the past. 44 00:07:10,675 --> 00:07:14,588 You know what that really means to be possessed? 45 00:07:14,755 --> 00:07:22,673 And by that I mean obsessed and lost and impervious to reason. 46 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:29,785 - Okay, we got it. - No, I don't think so. 47 00:07:44,835 --> 00:07:48,828 Mr. Bellinger, the name is not interest in your sex adventure- 48 00:07:48,995 --> 00:07:51,953 - no matter how imaginative they are. 49 00:07:52,115 --> 00:07:57,747 It turned out that Lydia was addicted to worse things than sex. 50 00:07:58,915 --> 00:08:02,066 Do you remember the beginning of 2000? 51 00:08:02,235 --> 00:08:06,672 The beginning to the end, and I don't mean the �rtusind virus. 52 00:08:06,835 --> 00:08:10,828 Everyone should be stupidly rich, with pressure on the table. 53 00:08:10,995 --> 00:08:15,068 The NASDAQ had risen from 1500 to 5,000 in just over a year. 54 00:08:15,235 --> 00:08:18,432 All traded stocks daily. 55 00:08:18,595 --> 00:08:21,712 But it all unraveled like a cheap shirt. 56 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:27,187 I have the number here. YTO376. 57 00:08:27,355 --> 00:08:32,224 Good morning, Dow Jones! I made an espresso for mom. 58 00:08:32,395 --> 00:08:34,511 Come now! 59 00:08:34,635 --> 00:08:38,184 In that direction. Yes, finally! 60 00:08:38,355 --> 00:08:42,314 Thanks. I almost missed it to trade the short-term papers. 61 00:08:42,435 --> 00:08:44,426 The market has gone crazy. 62 00:08:44,595 --> 00:08:49,589 I covered the short ones with long ones and earned $7,000. 63 00:08:49,755 --> 00:08:52,189 Yes, I'm still here. 64 00:08:53,475 --> 00:08:58,151 i love you Remember to pick up the costumes. They close at Five. 65 00:09:12,715 --> 00:09:15,183 So I haven't at all something to shop for...? 66 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:19,109 I had 150,000 last year, and now it's all gone. 67 00:09:19,275 --> 00:09:24,224 Unfortunately. You have changed yours marginal from 35% to 50%. 68 00:09:24,395 --> 00:09:27,512 You can't do that! 69 00:09:29,995 --> 00:09:32,145 Credit card! 70 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,031 Harrow...? 71 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:32,306 - I'm missing page 3. - I need page 2. 72 00:10:33,075 --> 00:10:36,863 Harvey, what is this? 73 00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:43,908 New orders on yet 2314 Wall-mounted units for Landmark/CMT. 74 00:10:52,355 --> 00:10:55,950 I'm sorry for that, but that too was rejected. 75 00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:58,504 Here here. I'm a hormone bomb- 76 00:10:58,675 --> 00:11:02,588 - and if I hear the word "sorry" again, then I'll hit someone. 77 00:11:02,755 --> 00:11:06,509 This is Lydia Bellinger. What is the problem? 78 00:11:06,675 --> 00:11:11,191 You were in "It Lives" 1 and 2. You were great. 79 00:11:21,635 --> 00:11:26,026 - Harvey, do you have a moment? - Yes. 80 00:11:27,515 --> 00:11:31,428 - How could they do it? - You can't blame them. 81 00:11:31,595 --> 00:11:37,113 Harv can use a microwave badly. Better hire some young guys. 82 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:42,713 It would have cost more but relented in the end. 83 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:46,265 For the company in general�. To you it's shit. 84 00:11:46,435 --> 00:11:50,713 - Can you never keep your mouth shut? - It's crap for all of us. 85 00:11:57,515 --> 00:12:02,191 That moron to Wharton said, i was an analog dinosaur. 86 00:12:02,675 --> 00:12:07,465 You had a bad day. Do it now not to a midlife crisis. 87 00:12:07,635 --> 00:12:13,904 I sell toilets. When people need a place to shit, they come to me. 88 00:12:14,075 --> 00:12:19,786 But you are good. You don't need to sell toilets. You can sell everything. 89 00:12:19,955 --> 00:12:22,867 You're just trying to cheer me up. 90 00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:27,586 I haven't even started yet. 91 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:33,711 You're not the only one coming to suck tonight, dear Count. 92 00:12:38,795 --> 00:12:41,468 Dad, I'm looking for Dow's string... 93 00:12:56,755 --> 00:12:57,949 What happened then? 94 00:12:58,115 --> 00:13:02,313 Now the analog dinosaur had to into the digital jungle. 95 00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:07,503 - I assume you know PowerPoint... - The larger the bandwidth... 96 00:13:07,715 --> 00:13:11,833 - An external hard drive... - With the world's fastest processor. 97 00:13:11,955 --> 00:13:16,107 - You know that digital compression... - Gives poor performances. 98 00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:20,915 - You must know about virus protection. - When you download your mpeg... 99 00:13:20,915 --> 00:13:25,466 - Do you want to make a tif file... - When hardware becomes software. 100 00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:33,110 - If there is a leak in your firewall... - Should you get hold of an expert. 101 00:13:33,315 --> 00:13:35,431 Any questions? 102 00:13:38,115 --> 00:13:43,587 Okay, let's get someone relevant facts in the near future? 103 00:13:43,755 --> 00:13:48,431 Your 10 minutes are up, and we have lunch. 104 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:52,224 We can also order some food. 105 00:13:54,115 --> 00:13:57,073 There's a Noah's Bagel in the street. 106 00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:05,187 Can I have one with salmon and Poppy seeds and maybe some pickles? 107 00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:08,629 The same for me. 108 00:14:19,835 --> 00:14:21,985 What the...? 109 00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:35,950 This is Lydia Bellinger. 723-1992. Why is my account blocked? 110 00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:39,824 We have included yours right to act. 111 00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:43,385 Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard... 60 billion. 112 00:14:43,555 --> 00:14:46,592 Michael Dell, 16 billion. He jumped from U.T. 113 00:14:46,715 --> 00:14:51,584 Steve Jobs dropped out after a semester and started Apple. 114 00:14:51,795 --> 00:14:55,788 The list is endless. There is no reason to waste time in college. 115 00:14:55,955 --> 00:15:01,188 18% of all billionaires in the US has no university degree. 116 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:06,224 Perhaps it is already too late. The stock market introduction is soon over. 117 00:15:06,395 --> 00:15:08,829 Okay, here. 118 00:15:09,635 --> 00:15:12,468 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. 119 00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:16,105 I have been putting this off for a while that it would work out- 120 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:20,348 - but we need to be excited belt in and save a little. 121 00:15:20,515 --> 00:15:26,112 Thank God for mom's movie money. Now you must try to be a bit more grown up. 122 00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:33,272 We must dispense with everything that is not necessary, until we are back on our feet. 123 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:39,908 Cable TV, broadband, tap dancing, restaurant visits, magazines 124 00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:44,830 - tango lessons, horse riding, tennis, yoga, dr. Jacob's... 125 00:15:45,035 --> 00:15:48,869 If you want to keep any of it, You must find a job. 126 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:53,745 And if you can't pay yours car insurances, we sell the cars. 127 00:16:04,795 --> 00:16:08,754 No car...? How am I supposed to get to school? 128 00:16:10,675 --> 00:16:14,031 It's called a bus, Audrey. 129 00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:20,787 - Are they all gone? - It's not as bad as it sounds. 130 00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:26,911 - Many losses are not realized. - For me, they are realized! 131 00:16:27,075 --> 00:16:32,103 If we don't sell, it's only p� the paper. The market has bottomed out. 132 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:37,986 - You said it was on the way up. - Yes, it's just a small correction. 133 00:16:38,115 --> 00:16:40,231 A little...? We are done. 134 00:16:40,355 --> 00:16:45,907 Think long term. We're talking about winners like Enron and WorldCom! 135 00:16:46,035 --> 00:16:51,473 Not small companies that give fast money. These are leading companies. 136 00:16:56,035 --> 00:16:59,186 We are on the verge. 137 00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:05,189 Do you know what this means? We have to live off our credit cards. 138 00:17:08,555 --> 00:17:13,390 - What is there? - I have raised them a bit. 139 00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:17,753 - A little...? - To cover the margins! 140 00:17:24,395 --> 00:17:29,594 - You have used up our savings. - It was actually my savings! 141 00:17:31,995 --> 00:17:37,115 It's always your savings, while I hang on to the debt. 142 00:17:38,955 --> 00:17:43,153 - Here is your computer. - Put it down now! Harvey! 143 00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:51,033 Now we don't need to worry us about that problem further. 144 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,993 You damned pig! 145 00:18:00,595 --> 00:18:03,473 Shut up! 146 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:19,146 Colby, this is your boyfriend. 147 00:18:30,515 --> 00:18:32,904 What is going on here? 148 00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:37,785 Harvey wants to save everything because he is too old-fashioned to get a job. 149 00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:43,950 She lay down on her back, and he drove it all the way to the bottom. 150 00:18:44,115 --> 00:18:46,834 - Impossible! - It fits! 151 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:50,704 Why do you think she has been up for a whole week. 152 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,708 Don't listen in secret, Randi. 153 00:18:53,835 --> 00:18:59,273 You don't have to teach me about morals. You look at naked girls online. 154 00:18:59,595 --> 00:19:02,507 You don't need to. Here. 155 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:08,068 How would it be to do that right? Would you do it? 156 00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:14,629 Never! Maybe if I was a lot drunk and it was the right guy. 157 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,704 - Do you hear an echo? - What do you mean? 158 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:25,110 I heard that your stepbrother was the right one when you were drunk. 159 00:19:28,715 --> 00:19:30,910 What?! 160 00:19:35,995 --> 00:19:40,307 You little shit! Where do you dare? After all, we had an agreement! 161 00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:44,627 If Nancy knows, then everyone knows the school it. You bastard! 162 00:19:44,795 --> 00:19:49,789 Relax. No one cares about it. And I haven't told Nancy anything. 163 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:54,585 - But your idiotic friend knows that, right? - I'm the idiotic friend. 164 00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:59,875 Randi, I told Audrey and I've had half-assed sex- 165 00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:03,107 - on a toilet last year? 166 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,589 - Yes. - I have shown that. I forgot that. 167 00:20:11,435 --> 00:20:15,508 - Put it down! - How much do you love your toy? 168 00:20:15,675 --> 00:20:19,588 It cost 5,000 dollars. You heard your father! 169 00:20:19,755 --> 00:20:24,192 Promise that you deny that it has happened. Promise me! 170 00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:29,349 I promise to deny that I had uninteresting sex with you. 171 00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:32,587 No one will believe, that you have had sex. 172 00:20:32,755 --> 00:20:37,226 - Say you're a loser. - You're a loser. 173 00:20:37,395 --> 00:20:39,863 Okay, I'm a loser. 174 00:20:40,035 --> 00:20:43,789 And now: "I'm the school's biggest loser and I have a small, flabby dick." 175 00:20:43,955 --> 00:20:46,150 You yourself know that it is a lie. 176 00:20:46,315 --> 00:20:50,513 Okay! I'm the school's biggest loser, and I have a small dick. 177 00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:53,667 Higher and you must say a small, limp dick. 178 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:57,953 I'm the school's biggest loser, and i have a flaccid little dick! 179 00:20:58,115 --> 00:21:00,834 May I see my computer? 180 00:21:02,755 --> 00:21:04,268 Yes. 181 00:21:05,355 --> 00:21:08,392 Oops, I must have dropped it. 182 00:21:09,755 --> 00:21:12,110 Your s�k! 183 00:21:25,715 --> 00:21:30,948 - His daughter shared my laptop. - It was an accident! 184 00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:35,745 - I guess it depends on the family. - She did it on purpose. 185 00:21:36,915 --> 00:21:41,306 - Does it fit? - It wasn't on purpose! 186 00:21:41,475 --> 00:21:44,433 - You fucking lie! - Was your tongue! 187 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:48,474 Go up to your room. Randi, you have to go home now. 188 00:21:50,955 --> 00:21:52,752 are you ok 189 00:22:20,115 --> 00:22:23,073 Monitoring 190 00:23:23,155 --> 00:23:26,909 I knew it would happen. 191 00:23:27,075 --> 00:23:30,909 There is something wrong with your entire generation. 192 00:23:31,075 --> 00:23:34,863 You just consume and spend money. 193 00:23:35,035 --> 00:23:40,393 You have always lived beyond your means. You have been dealing with that all your life. 194 00:23:40,555 --> 00:23:43,274 I think you is a bit unreasonable, Doris. 195 00:23:43,395 --> 00:23:47,991 I'll come to you. It is the most most cold and sick of amusement 196 00:23:48,155 --> 00:23:51,306 - go into history and see what it has done to you. 197 00:23:51,475 --> 00:23:56,265 How about: Look-my-sister-fat- ass. Com? It's busy. 198 00:23:56,435 --> 00:24:00,030 Try with "see-my-sisters-ass. Com" 199 00:24:06,075 --> 00:24:10,068 It's busy! All combinations are taken. 200 00:24:10,235 --> 00:24:14,114 My-no-sister- and-her-lesbian-friends? 201 00:24:16,395 --> 00:24:20,388 - Too far. - Yes, but it's pretty cool. 202 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:25,748 Colby, do you think I'm pretty? 203 00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:33,705 I would say you are intelligent, and it is much more important. 204 00:24:35,395 --> 00:24:38,353 My-sister's-naked-ass. 205 00:24:38,515 --> 00:24:42,588 What should we take for it? How about $1 a hit? 206 00:24:42,955 --> 00:24:46,265 Nobody takes it seriously if it's free. 207 00:24:47,955 --> 00:24:53,632 - Wait. How about I-see-you? - I like that. 208 00:24:59,795 --> 00:25:05,427 - Busy. - Try putting dashes in between. 209 00:25:17,595 --> 00:25:21,986 You are a genius! i love you 210 00:25:25,395 --> 00:25:29,593 - And you knew nothing about it? - No. 211 00:25:29,755 --> 00:25:35,705 I have to have it again. Your snoop- the scene places a camera 212 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:42,189 - in his sister's room, so strangers can see her undress? 213 00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:47,950 Yes. We were way ahead of the others. 214 00:25:48,155 --> 00:25:53,183 Robinson, Joe Millionaire and Big Brother. 215 00:25:53,315 --> 00:25:58,992 It shows that artificial reality sells but if you deliver the real product 216 00:25:59,155 --> 00:26:05,424 - with a little naked flesh, many will willing to pay to watch. 217 00:26:05,635 --> 00:26:12,955 Not just the perverts. That she didn't know anyone was watching- 218 00:26:12,955 --> 00:26:15,423 - made it so alluring. 219 00:26:15,555 --> 00:26:20,071 The alluring thing was, that your daughter was completely naked. 220 00:26:20,235 --> 00:26:24,672 - That too. - 2 dollars for a look... unbelievable. 221 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:31,070 That's how it started, but after f� months, Colby got his revenge 222 00:26:31,235 --> 00:26:33,590 - and the money started rolling in. 223 00:26:33,755 --> 00:26:37,987 He made more money than I did as a car salesman. 224 00:26:45,155 --> 00:26:49,148 We may have to recycle this paper next year. 225 00:26:52,755 --> 00:26:59,991 "Killer Piranhas!" "It Lives" 1 and 2! Where did you find them? 226 00:27:00,155 --> 00:27:05,707 - Amazon. Com. The web is fantastic. - Thank you, I love you. 227 00:27:11,315 --> 00:27:14,910 To Audrey from Colby. 228 00:27:27,315 --> 00:27:31,991 - Batteries...? - Yes, to your playtime. 229 00:27:32,155 --> 00:27:35,147 What kind of game is that? 230 00:27:35,315 --> 00:27:39,911 She has a Spiky Salamander and a Dura-Dong Deepdrone. 231 00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:45,344 You little shit! 232 00:27:45,515 --> 00:27:49,793 - What's the matter with you, Colby? - Yes, why can't you agree? 233 00:27:49,955 --> 00:27:54,107 It almost seems as if there are sexual tensions. 234 00:27:56,875 --> 00:28:00,834 What is there? It was a joke, Mom. 235 00:28:00,995 --> 00:28:03,429 It was a joke. 236 00:28:05,355 --> 00:28:09,348 It's not that interesting here. How did they take it? 237 00:28:09,515 --> 00:28:12,871 I don't know if they bought that it was a joke. 238 00:28:13,035 --> 00:28:18,234 It's like a soap opera. You should set up cameras in all rooms. 239 00:28:18,355 --> 00:28:20,744 Yes, it is good with you. 240 00:28:22,435 --> 00:28:25,108 A camera in every room? 241 00:29:38,635 --> 00:29:41,627 Montague Hall private high school 242 00:29:41,795 --> 00:29:44,867 Look, there's my mother. 243 00:29:54,755 --> 00:29:59,112 - That explains a lot. - This is just so sick. 244 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:04,110 And now the world must know that we are here. Credit card! 245 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,831 - In all rooms? - Even the bathroom? 246 00:30:13,995 --> 00:30:18,830 All except the small toilet downstairs that no one used. 247 00:30:18,995 --> 00:30:25,230 But Colby installed four cameras on my toilet. 248 00:31:09,915 --> 00:31:12,554 Alicia, you have to see this. 249 00:31:29,115 --> 00:31:31,948 Alicia, hurry up and come! 250 00:31:39,555 --> 00:31:43,594 Alicia, you're missing out. Hurry up and come! 251 00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:12,904 - Mike, have you met Bellinger's wife? - No, not yet. 252 00:32:43,355 --> 00:32:47,109 Hello? A moment. 253 00:32:50,755 --> 00:32:54,191 When did they call? They will buy the rights? Delightful! 254 00:32:55,315 --> 00:32:58,352 We're going to be filthy rich! 255 00:33:00,795 --> 00:33:03,184 Piss! 256 00:33:09,475 --> 00:33:12,433 That is not good. 257 00:33:16,635 --> 00:33:21,026 Do you know where your family is? Maybe are they in a computer near you. 258 00:33:21,195 --> 00:33:26,269 Imagine if the whole world could see your most private moments. 259 00:33:26,475 --> 00:33:30,475 Now it is reality. The family Bellinger involuntarily stars- 260 00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:32,475 - in their own reality sitcom- 261 00:33:32,475 --> 00:33:36,468 - which gives the concept of family- entertainment a new meaning. 262 00:33:36,595 --> 00:33:39,632 Is reality TV future entertainment trend? 263 00:33:39,755 --> 00:33:42,713 The directors of the television companies says no. 264 00:33:42,875 --> 00:33:46,185 How could you avoid to know what was going on? 265 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:50,547 I had canceled cable TV and all magazine subscriptions. 266 00:33:50,715 --> 00:33:55,425 For a short period of time were we media illiterate. 267 00:34:04,395 --> 00:34:06,863 Do you want something or what? 268 00:34:07,035 --> 00:34:11,028 How does it happen with Mr. Smuggles, Audrey? 269 00:34:11,195 --> 00:34:15,586 How do you know my name? Who is Mr. Smuggled? 270 00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:17,950 Your teddy bear. 271 00:34:18,115 --> 00:34:21,266 Audrey, we need to talk. 272 00:34:34,475 --> 00:34:38,263 It started small. People just stared. 273 00:34:38,395 --> 00:34:42,434 I became very uncertain, as if my fly stood �leg or something. 274 00:34:42,595 --> 00:34:46,190 Then people began to whisper, point and giggle. 275 00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:50,184 And then it happened. 276 00:35:05,675 --> 00:35:07,870 Bryant Bocelli? 277 00:35:14,795 --> 00:35:19,346 Former movie star out in deep water on the net 278 00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:27,671 It has leather interior, lots of cup holders. 279 00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:33,865 Jump in, kids. This will your friends like. 280 00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:38,950 There is video, DVD and TV. 281 00:35:39,115 --> 00:35:41,583 First there was Robinson and Big Brother- 282 00:35:41,755 --> 00:35:45,714 - and now you can see the family Bellinger on your own computer. 283 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:49,868 If it wasn't because it was searched, one would think, it was 284 00:35:50,035 --> 00:35:53,869 You can see the family's crazy inventions www.i- See-you.com- 285 00:35:54,035 --> 00:35:57,584 - and suddenly it works your family perfectly normal. 286 00:35:57,755 --> 00:36:02,829 We round off with Harvey Bellinger's version of "You made me love you". 287 00:36:09,195 --> 00:36:14,315 Let me show you one another one of my favorite cars. 288 00:36:20,795 --> 00:36:26,950 - We must have as many viewers as possible. - That's why we sell more ads. 289 00:36:27,115 --> 00:36:30,027 And you have viewers. 290 00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:35,673 It's not about TV, movies or stars, but about real people. 291 00:36:35,835 --> 00:36:40,829 The reality. That's the coolest thing which has happened since... fiction. 292 00:36:40,995 --> 00:36:45,273 Your little invention hits just right 293 00:36:45,435 --> 00:36:47,665 - the target group, we wish online. 294 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:52,107 - I believe in a Blair Witch effect. - That is the key to something big. 295 00:36:52,275 --> 00:36:55,312 - We will help you turn the key. - And open the door. 296 00:36:55,515 --> 00:36:56,948 Namely. 297 00:37:20,435 --> 00:37:22,790 Hello! 298 00:37:23,755 --> 00:37:26,428 Mother...? Audrey? 299 00:37:28,155 --> 00:37:30,544 Hello...? 300 00:37:30,835 --> 00:37:33,952 Mother...? Audrey? 301 00:37:36,635 --> 00:37:38,830 Audrey...? 302 00:37:40,515 --> 00:37:44,428 Hello! Audrey...? Mother. 303 00:37:47,155 --> 00:37:49,464 Where are all the people? 304 00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:55,584 - I can't show up at school! - What the hell were you thinking? 305 00:37:55,755 --> 00:38:00,590 - Do you know how scary it is? - There is something completely wrong with you. 306 00:38:00,795 --> 00:38:04,993 - Look what you've done to your mother. - It's just so humiliating. 307 00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:11,304 - You have abused your family! - Are you ready? 308 00:38:13,675 --> 00:38:18,835 Before you break up, let me point out that there are certain advantages- 309 00:38:18,835 --> 00:38:21,303 - at this so-called disaster. 310 00:38:21,475 --> 00:38:25,707 We are close to a seven-figure deal with one of the largest internet companies. 311 00:38:25,835 --> 00:38:29,995 They love us! The last ones five weeks we also have- 312 00:38:29,995 --> 00:38:33,305 - earned approx. 17,000 dollars a week. 313 00:38:38,915 --> 00:38:44,387 You are a scrupulous opportunist. You must not sell your family. 314 00:38:48,355 --> 00:38:51,631 Did you say 17,000 a week? 315 00:38:54,235 --> 00:38:58,592 Sure, it's a lot of money, but how want to keep the mask game going? 316 00:38:59,155 --> 00:39:02,147 We continue as usual. 317 00:39:02,315 --> 00:39:06,547 - We don't have cable TV, we don't read. - Why should people still look? 318 00:39:06,715 --> 00:39:12,665 Are you crazy? People love it. Soon they won't show anything else on TV. 319 00:39:12,835 --> 00:39:17,306 Unedited, twisted reality. The raw and apparent truth. 320 00:39:17,515 --> 00:39:22,908 - Our viewing figures prove it. - Do you understand what they have seen me do? 321 00:39:24,035 --> 00:39:28,267 So there are cameras in the bathroom? 322 00:39:32,955 --> 00:39:37,028 He is my son. I can do well kill him if I want! 323 00:39:37,235 --> 00:39:40,830 We are talking about unimaginable sums here. 324 00:39:42,555 --> 00:39:47,549 And mom, you're back in your proper element. 325 00:39:47,715 --> 00:39:52,505 Wouldn't that be nice to use your acting talent again? 326 00:39:56,275 --> 00:39:59,028 Do you mean that...? 327 00:39:59,195 --> 00:40:03,950 Dear child, we cannot pay term next month 328 00:40:04,115 --> 00:40:07,027 - and Colby may have a point. 329 00:40:07,195 --> 00:40:12,747 We keep going until people get tired, and then we take the money and run away. 330 00:40:12,915 --> 00:40:16,385 What is the worst that can happen? 331 00:40:16,555 --> 00:40:20,912 Insytive fl�j Randi and Colby to New York during the Easter holidays. 332 00:40:21,075 --> 00:40:24,465 They made the deal. Colby probably lied about his age. 333 00:40:24,635 --> 00:40:28,184 How did you get the female one main role to continue? 334 00:40:28,355 --> 00:40:33,554 - Lydia? She is an actress. - Your daughter. 335 00:40:35,275 --> 00:40:39,826 It wasn't my most proud moment as a father. 336 00:40:39,995 --> 00:40:43,954 Let's just say, that we met her demands. 337 00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:52,429 Hello, gnat. 338 00:40:53,595 --> 00:40:56,712 Guess who there threw away the bandages today. 339 00:41:00,715 --> 00:41:03,309 Cross in the cabin! 340 00:41:05,235 --> 00:41:07,669 They are huge! 341 00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:12,065 You liked that, you loser! 342 00:41:12,275 --> 00:41:16,188 Are they raised after the procedure, or are they… 343 00:41:18,155 --> 00:41:20,350 They are like that. 344 00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:23,513 Not bad. 345 00:41:26,835 --> 00:41:29,224 Honey... I'm home! 346 00:41:29,395 --> 00:41:34,264 - Hello, honey. How was your day? - Absolutely great. 347 00:41:36,115 --> 00:41:38,629 - Dad! - My little princess! 348 00:41:38,795 --> 00:41:42,674 Colby, my boy! You are enough back from your Easter holiday. 349 00:41:47,035 --> 00:41:49,947 - We have a problem. - I know that. 350 00:41:50,115 --> 00:41:53,994 What has happened? Has aliens been here sucking their brains out? 351 00:41:54,115 --> 00:41:56,390 It looks like a bad sitcom from the 50s. 352 00:41:56,515 --> 00:42:01,873 We haven't had a new hit in 52 minutes. You must do something now! 353 00:42:04,475 --> 00:42:09,788 - I like this university. - And they have beaches in Malibu. 354 00:42:09,955 --> 00:42:14,506 - Gladly. - Colby, dear brother! 355 00:42:16,315 --> 00:42:21,947 - Is something wrong? - It's probably your new babs. 356 00:42:22,115 --> 00:42:25,994 You should massage them, before they become hard. 357 00:42:34,435 --> 00:42:39,509 - Do you remember that sound, Harvey? - What do you mean? Everything is perfect. 358 00:42:39,675 --> 00:42:43,873 Let me read something from the web. "What used to be a crash-" 359 00:42:44,035 --> 00:42:49,268 "-and erotic insight into daily life, has become an embarrassing artifice." 360 00:42:49,475 --> 00:42:53,673 - What's wrong with me? - This is from a chat room. 361 00:42:53,835 --> 00:42:59,990 "I played the main character Audrey the off to. Now there are turtlenecks-" 362 00:43:00,155 --> 00:43:03,784 "-and bathtubs, and why use no bathroom anymore?" 363 00:43:07,235 --> 00:43:10,989 - What is this? - These are program bibles. 364 00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:16,434 We have to do something drastic. The Bibles describe our characters. 365 00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:20,594 Background, weaknesses and new actions. 366 00:43:20,795 --> 00:43:26,267 People want authenticity, but especially drama and conflicts- 367 00:43:26,435 --> 00:43:30,110 - because it involves hits, and many hits involve... 368 00:43:30,235 --> 00:43:32,066 Money! 369 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:39,505 We are bland and boring. If we don't do something now, the deal will go up in smoke- 370 00:43:39,675 --> 00:43:43,873 - and it is about 2 million only in license agreements. 371 00:43:43,995 --> 00:43:48,671 - Bondage? - I won't do that to your mother. 372 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,314 With the dog!? 373 00:43:50,475 --> 00:43:55,185 This quarter ends badly. We got 14,000 from Freshpasta. Com- 374 00:43:55,355 --> 00:43:59,826 - 10,000 of Bouquet of fruits and 26,000 of Popeye's Chicken- 375 00:43:59,995 --> 00:44:02,111 - but others will renegotiate. 376 00:44:02,275 --> 00:44:05,426 We can turn it around. We just have to bet more. 377 00:44:05,595 --> 00:44:08,234 They return like flies to shit. 378 00:44:11,795 --> 00:44:15,185 - Hello...? Did you hear that? - Yes. 379 00:44:16,395 --> 00:44:20,229 - Are you in doubt? - No, it's not. 380 00:44:20,395 --> 00:44:26,470 We just never have time to be together with each other alone. 381 00:44:26,595 --> 00:44:32,352 - We have been together for months. - Shut up! 382 00:44:32,515 --> 00:44:37,509 - Okay, you don't need to get mad! - No, just check the page. 383 00:44:39,315 --> 00:44:43,593 - What the hell are you doing? - Shut up and walk like a dog. 384 00:44:48,275 --> 00:44:51,028 G�! 385 00:44:52,915 --> 00:44:56,828 - Put the mask on! - For God's sake... 386 00:44:56,995 --> 00:45:03,468 - Shouldn't we call the police? - And spoil it? She has a gun. 387 00:45:07,235 --> 00:45:09,305 A real revolver? 388 00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:14,754 I would like to pay to see you like this. 389 00:45:14,915 --> 00:45:20,308 Unfortunately, the damage was done. We had lost so many visitors- 390 00:45:20,475 --> 00:45:23,467 - that almost no one see our little issue. 391 00:45:23,635 --> 00:45:28,390 I saw it. It was like the cripple in "Pulp Fiction". 392 00:45:33,715 --> 00:45:38,425 - Here here. It doesn't work. - AC Nielsen, Media Matrix. 393 00:45:38,595 --> 00:45:42,986 The lowest numbers since you had one camera on the girl with the toy jet. 394 00:45:44,555 --> 00:45:48,389 So you back out due to A small problem? 395 00:45:48,515 --> 00:45:55,512 I understand your enthusiasm, but we have wasted a lot of money on you. 396 00:45:55,675 --> 00:46:01,750 But we'll probably get the three weeks, we need to read the problem? 397 00:46:03,315 --> 00:46:06,068 If I may... 398 00:46:07,675 --> 00:46:14,547 Paragraph 34. "In the case of deficiencies in the cause by the producers", i.e. Us... 399 00:46:14,715 --> 00:46:18,754 ..."must the company" i.e. Ye, "give the producers 21 working days"- 400 00:46:18,915 --> 00:46:21,827 - "to remedy the deficiencies". 401 00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:28,953 It is a standard agreement. 402 00:46:29,115 --> 00:46:34,747 And it also says that even if the deficiencies are not rectified- 403 00:46:34,915 --> 00:46:40,672 - must the producers, i.e. Ye, provide compensation to the company. 404 00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:44,225 That means us. 405 00:46:47,675 --> 00:46:49,666 We take the chance. 406 00:46:51,355 --> 00:46:56,383 "We take the chance?" Three weeks. Are you insane? 407 00:46:56,595 --> 00:47:00,270 Who do you think smokes in prison? when we can't pay? 408 00:47:00,435 --> 00:47:02,903 You certainly do. I am still less�rich. 409 00:47:03,075 --> 00:47:09,787 You don't decide anymore. That before we out of listening to your son's ideas. 410 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:17,145 It was much better than that your lame sitcom from the 50s. 411 00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:19,787 Colby! 412 00:47:19,995 --> 00:47:24,864 I said there wasn't enough sex. Everyone seems to know it. 413 00:47:25,035 --> 00:47:30,234 - So that's your answer to everything? - You little silicone hypocrite. 414 00:47:30,355 --> 00:47:34,826 And you say so with all your liposuctions! 415 00:47:36,595 --> 00:47:40,907 Now that's enough. You must not do that talk when we live under the same roof! 416 00:47:41,075 --> 00:47:44,624 Without me, we all would live under your mother's roof. 417 00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:49,152 The fact is that sex sells. 73% of internet users- 418 00:47:49,315 --> 00:47:51,875 - visiting pages, which has to do with sex. 419 00:47:52,115 --> 00:47:58,065 According to the statistics, Audrey's draws new babs most... 48% of all hits. 420 00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:02,987 - I want a pay rise. - You've got two. 421 00:48:03,115 --> 00:48:07,825 We need new blood, a new figure. Maybe a professional. 422 00:48:07,995 --> 00:48:12,034 Maybe Inge, the swedish maid? 423 00:48:12,355 --> 00:48:16,553 That teenage fantasy you sure would want to live out, dickhead. 424 00:48:16,715 --> 00:48:21,584 Just like any other teenager. Our target group is the 16-24 rich. 425 00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:26,630 No, we have the delicious roast. We are missing the delicious bull. 426 00:48:26,795 --> 00:48:32,904 Women between 18 and 34 have only a middle-aged man and a nerd. 427 00:48:34,075 --> 00:48:36,669 We need a good chop. 428 00:48:37,235 --> 00:48:43,265 Yes, a delicious South American pool attendant with washboard 429 00:48:43,435 --> 00:48:46,313 - and a nice firm ass. 430 00:48:46,475 --> 00:48:49,353 What about Antonio Sabato Jr? 431 00:48:49,515 --> 00:48:54,873 Everyone has used the pool attendant. It seems artificial. 432 00:48:55,035 --> 00:48:59,267 How about an exchange student as a comedic feature? 433 00:49:00,555 --> 00:49:04,753 - A young Antonio Banderas. - Maybe... 434 00:49:04,915 --> 00:49:08,908 - We can hire an actor. - It's too risky. 435 00:49:09,075 --> 00:49:13,068 Let it out, we're in trouble. Let's burn the program bibles. 436 00:49:13,235 --> 00:49:17,706 A real exchange student would be too unpredictable. 437 00:49:24,115 --> 00:49:26,583 Welcome to Charthouse. 438 00:49:27,275 --> 00:49:30,506 - Kiro? - "Ciro." 439 00:49:30,675 --> 00:49:34,270 - Cherio? - Ciro. 440 00:49:35,275 --> 00:49:36,947 Ciro... 441 00:49:44,235 --> 00:49:48,911 Next week for the Bellinger family a new family member. 442 00:49:55,675 --> 00:49:59,145 - You must be Ciro. - Say. 443 00:49:59,275 --> 00:50:02,233 My name is Lydia. Come inside. 444 00:50:05,115 --> 00:50:08,630 Ciro from Italy is here! 445 00:50:09,555 --> 00:50:14,390 This is my husband Harvey. And this is… 446 00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:20,033 Audrey. Nice to hear you... Nice to meet you. 447 00:50:20,195 --> 00:50:23,744 - This is our son Colby. - Hello. 448 00:50:23,915 --> 00:50:28,306 Let me help you. I'll show you to your room. 449 00:50:42,035 --> 00:50:45,994 Welcome to your new home, The toilet is there, the wardrobe there. 450 00:50:46,155 --> 00:50:48,749 And a comfortable bed. 451 00:50:51,635 --> 00:50:54,354 - Hello. - Hello. 452 00:51:12,435 --> 00:51:16,553 - How is it going? - He just sits there. 453 00:51:17,915 --> 00:51:21,988 - Does it look good? - It's useless. 454 00:51:22,115 --> 00:51:26,108 - The man is scared shitless. - Or also an unfaithful fool. 455 00:51:26,275 --> 00:51:30,587 - We shouldn't have mentioned the camera. - We should have hired a prof. 456 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:35,510 - It's ridiculous! - What are you doing? 457 00:51:37,115 --> 00:51:42,553 - I use our investments. - Your investments? 458 00:51:45,555 --> 00:51:50,504 - What is she doing? - She wants to use our investments. 459 00:51:58,555 --> 00:52:00,785 Advance. 460 00:52:05,035 --> 00:52:07,310 Hello... 461 00:52:08,955 --> 00:52:12,550 I thought you might be thirsty. 462 00:52:14,035 --> 00:52:19,473 After your long journey from Vienna. 463 00:52:21,195 --> 00:52:25,188 Vienna is located in �strig. I come from Venice in Italy. 464 00:52:25,355 --> 00:52:27,789 Yes, absolutely. 465 00:52:35,115 --> 00:52:37,265 Whoops... 466 00:52:41,955 --> 00:52:44,913 I have some extra clothes in here. 467 00:52:51,155 --> 00:52:53,874 I hope you don't mind. 468 00:52:55,315 --> 00:52:57,624 So, Audrey! 469 00:52:58,835 --> 00:53:01,554 What is my little girl doing? 470 00:53:02,035 --> 00:53:04,390 Two weeks later 471 00:53:10,915 --> 00:53:15,352 Can the "father" come out and play? I need a little danger in my life. 472 00:53:16,115 --> 00:53:18,948 I'm horny, Harvey. 473 00:53:20,035 --> 00:53:22,833 Lydia... not now. 474 00:53:22,995 --> 00:53:27,466 Yes, why should this week be different? 475 00:53:27,635 --> 00:53:32,868 Sorry, honey. I'm just a little worried. 476 00:53:36,035 --> 00:53:41,553 I'm nervous about Audrey. She is a little too interested in Ciro. 477 00:53:43,475 --> 00:53:47,946 - Am I insane now? - Not at all. 478 00:53:49,835 --> 00:53:54,033 He is a very handsome young man. 479 00:53:54,195 --> 00:53:58,074 It is natural for a woman to feel attracted to him. 480 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:02,547 Girl. You said woman. Audrey is still just a girl. 481 00:54:04,155 --> 00:54:08,671 - Do you think he is... - Circumcised? 482 00:54:09,835 --> 00:54:11,985 Interested in Audrey? 483 00:54:12,155 --> 00:54:16,307 No, he hasn't at all gave her a thought. 484 00:54:16,475 --> 00:54:20,912 I thought you could divert his attention a bit. 485 00:54:22,355 --> 00:54:26,064 - Not on terms. - You just have to flirt a little. 486 00:54:26,195 --> 00:54:28,914 So he doesn't think about Audrey. 487 00:54:30,915 --> 00:54:33,873 It will benefit the ratings. 488 00:54:42,755 --> 00:54:47,875 - How lucky you are. - He is a man, not a schoolboy. 489 00:54:50,315 --> 00:54:54,991 - Damn it! - Is he really handsome? 490 00:54:55,155 --> 00:55:00,070 You should see his ass. It's ready to bite into! 491 00:55:01,475 --> 00:55:04,706 He just sounds so delicious! 492 00:55:09,995 --> 00:55:15,706 The look! She tries to hang on my exchange student. I have to run. 493 00:55:19,635 --> 00:55:24,106 - Lovely? What do the numbers look like? - We are back on track. 494 00:55:24,275 --> 00:55:27,711 Mother and Audrey absolutely love him Ciro. 495 00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:31,834 Do all Italians have muscles like this? 496 00:55:33,235 --> 00:55:35,749 Lydia, can I talk to you? 497 00:55:35,915 --> 00:55:40,352 Your surgeon called. He will would like to check your fake breasts. 498 00:55:43,395 --> 00:55:46,228 Have us apologize. We just need to talk. 499 00:55:46,435 --> 00:55:51,953 - If you feel like the massage... - Lydia has to go to the doctor. 500 00:55:52,835 --> 00:55:57,351 You must have an estrogen injection and have cured your ugly fungus. 501 00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:07,672 The American Family is crazy about bindings. 502 00:56:26,115 --> 00:56:29,994 Ciro's initial stage fright soon became the least of our problems. 503 00:56:30,195 --> 00:56:35,030 - What do you mean? - The whole thing soon went off the rails. 504 00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:44,034 We became caricatures. I drifted Lydia directly in Ciro's arms- 505 00:56:44,195 --> 00:56:48,746 - and she read steady as a laser beam. 506 00:56:49,515 --> 00:56:53,827 Unfortunately, so did Audrey. 507 00:56:59,035 --> 00:57:03,074 Ciro, can I help you with something? 508 00:57:03,235 --> 00:57:06,307 No, otherwise thank you. 509 00:57:09,035 --> 00:57:14,712 - Have you tasted agnolotti all'aragosta? - No, but it sounds delicious. 510 00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:19,866 what are you doing 511 00:57:20,035 --> 00:57:23,027 I can't cook either or make love with shoes on. 512 00:57:30,235 --> 00:57:33,386 I grew up in the shadow of Etna. 513 00:57:33,555 --> 00:57:37,434 I thought you were from Venice. 514 00:57:37,595 --> 00:57:42,111 Yes, but I spent the summers with the family in Sicily. 515 00:57:42,275 --> 00:57:47,110 Cooking is a religion to me family. I like that very much. 516 00:57:47,275 --> 00:57:49,789 I also love to cook. 517 00:57:49,955 --> 00:57:54,983 For Italians, it is very emotional stressed... just like loving. 518 00:57:55,155 --> 00:57:59,751 The heat, the fire and the passion. Wait for the right moment and see... 519 00:57:59,915 --> 00:58:02,429 Climax! 520 00:58:04,435 --> 00:58:08,314 And cooking is a breeze. Play, love and art. 521 00:58:08,515 --> 00:58:11,348 Come and help me. 522 00:58:13,355 --> 00:58:18,031 Here is the flour. The flour is the body. 523 00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:24,228 Earth... where everything begins and ends. 524 00:58:27,915 --> 00:58:31,794 That is the source for life and energy. 525 00:58:31,955 --> 00:58:34,423 Let it flow down into the womb. 526 00:58:47,835 --> 00:58:52,625 - Lydia! what are you doing - I cook with Ciro. 527 00:58:52,795 --> 00:58:57,425 - We make ravioli. - Agnolotti, we create life. 528 00:58:57,595 --> 00:59:01,986 - And you must help us. Come on. - I would like to. 529 00:59:25,035 --> 00:59:32,146 - Ciro, I must be doing it wrong. - You'd better sneak out and do your homework. 530 00:59:32,315 --> 00:59:36,752 - Come and help me. - I can show you. 531 00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:48,233 You have to go slowly and with long movements. 532 00:59:48,395 --> 00:59:52,673 Touch it with your hands for thick rolls. 533 00:59:59,515 --> 01:00:04,145 - Like that, Ciro? - Perfect. 534 01:00:06,195 --> 01:00:08,868 A lucky kiss. 535 01:00:10,235 --> 01:00:14,672 Now we must go faster, before it gets too hard. 536 01:00:14,835 --> 01:00:18,032 Like here. Faster... 537 01:00:24,115 --> 01:00:27,266 - Hold on... ...shut up! 538 01:00:28,435 --> 01:00:31,154 Well done, Cherio! 539 01:00:32,675 --> 01:00:37,510 - Ciro is a master chef. - We should cook together more often. 540 01:00:42,035 --> 01:00:46,472 - We should sell this online. - Damn good, Cherio. 541 01:00:48,995 --> 01:00:53,147 - It's not bad. - "Not too bad." Are you crazy? 542 01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:58,190 Too bad he didn't have white truffle. That would be the crowning glory. 543 01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:06,633 Tartufi bianco on shellfish? I was never came up with that combination. 544 01:01:06,795 --> 01:01:11,152 - That sounds really good. - My father was a cook. 545 01:01:14,075 --> 01:01:18,193 Next week: Want the sexy, Italian exchange student 546 01:01:18,355 --> 01:01:22,234 - get private love lessons, and if so from mother or daughter? 547 01:01:22,355 --> 01:01:27,270 Log in to see what they don't show on tv. L-see-you. Com. 548 01:01:37,035 --> 01:01:40,311 We just got 10 million hits! 549 01:01:46,355 --> 01:01:50,587 It's the last time I speak in a sauna. 550 01:01:51,315 --> 01:01:54,705 It's a shower cabin. 551 01:01:59,475 --> 01:02:03,946 Do you know where your family is? Don't look now. They may be online- 552 01:02:04,115 --> 01:02:06,629 - so the whole world can see them. 553 01:02:29,435 --> 01:02:33,872 Meet the Bellinger family. Harvey, Lydia, Audrey and Colby- 554 01:02:34,035 --> 01:02:39,189 - and see America's nuclear family melt down on your own computer. 555 01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:50,906 If they weren't married, you'd think it was TV. 556 01:02:57,155 --> 01:03:03,151 They give the concept of "family- entertainment" a new meaning. 557 01:03:05,035 --> 01:03:09,904 You will thank God for, that it is not your family. 558 01:03:18,035 --> 01:03:21,072 "I was the one who came up with the name." 559 01:03:21,235 --> 01:03:25,228 Sorry, but that I was the one who came up with the name. 560 01:03:25,395 --> 01:03:30,105 yes i said that but they must have edited it out. 561 01:03:32,955 --> 01:03:36,550 There is something I want to talk to you about. 562 01:03:36,715 --> 01:03:41,186 Now that we have visitors and our partners are happy again- 563 01:03:41,355 --> 01:03:45,189 - I think we should have a little more on the C story. 564 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:49,792 Yes, the A-story is the family and Audrey's babs- 565 01:03:49,955 --> 01:03:53,550 - and the B story is all that with Ciro. 566 01:03:53,755 --> 01:03:58,226 The C story, which is under development is about you and me- 567 01:03:58,395 --> 01:04:01,114 - and it's pretty bland. 568 01:04:01,275 --> 01:04:04,551 Bland? What do you mean? 569 01:04:04,715 --> 01:04:10,585 We need a new character. Our real relationship doesn't change- 570 01:04:10,755 --> 01:04:13,633 - but in front of the camera it will could work fairly well. 571 01:04:13,835 --> 01:04:19,671 I imagine we'll replace your character to create some drama. 572 01:04:19,835 --> 01:04:23,987 An emotional breakup, so you can get out. 573 01:04:24,155 --> 01:04:29,275 - Are you kicking me out of the program? - No, just your character. 574 01:04:30,355 --> 01:04:35,383 Am I not good and sweet enough? to be your lover? 575 01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:41,706 It has nothing to do with it. You see for yourself how it went with Ciro. 576 01:04:41,915 --> 01:04:45,874 It's way too much targeting women now- 577 01:04:46,035 --> 01:04:50,472 - so I must have a counterpart new love object. 578 01:04:50,635 --> 01:04:55,993 - And it must happen on Tuesday. - A dramatic breakup, you say. 579 01:04:59,755 --> 01:05:02,223 Why wait? 580 01:05:03,715 --> 01:05:07,105 I said: Why wait? 581 01:05:09,595 --> 01:05:15,192 You are an insignificant piece of shit with a small dick that fucks your sister! 582 01:05:18,275 --> 01:05:22,348 The bill, please. It's completely crazy. 583 01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:26,388 Jessica makes her entrance. 584 01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:32,106 - Jessica? - Who the hell is Jessica? 585 01:05:32,235 --> 01:05:34,954 Jessica! 586 01:05:47,075 --> 01:05:49,509 This can't fit... 587 01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:53,988 - Hello! - Can I help you? 588 01:05:54,155 --> 01:05:57,386 I'm Jessica. Colby's friend. 589 01:05:58,755 --> 01:06:01,667 Yes... just come in. 590 01:06:03,195 --> 01:06:07,666 I tell him that you're here, Jessica. 591 01:06:14,035 --> 01:06:16,674 Colby! 592 01:06:17,515 --> 01:06:21,269 - And who are you? - Jessica. 593 01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:25,474 Jessica... it's a beautiful name. 594 01:06:31,795 --> 01:06:37,392 - Come here! Who the hell is Jessica? - Is she here? Is she cute? 595 01:06:37,635 --> 01:06:41,833 - Yes, but who is she? - My new boyfriend. 596 01:06:41,955 --> 01:06:46,471 - It has not been approved. - I am a creator and producer. 597 01:06:46,595 --> 01:06:52,465 - I'm the boss. What about Randi? - She freaked out! 598 01:06:52,755 --> 01:06:54,746 So I freaked out? 599 01:06:56,115 --> 01:07:00,905 Is it a mistake or 296,000 missing? 600 01:07:01,075 --> 01:07:05,626 - What are you talking about? - Sorry. I thought you were Colby. 601 01:07:06,275 --> 01:07:09,506 - It's Colby. - Colby! 602 01:07:10,635 --> 01:07:13,149 I had almost forgotten how you looked 603 01:07:13,355 --> 01:07:17,667 We need to talk about my contract. I don't want to be nobody. 604 01:07:18,795 --> 01:07:23,107 - Ciao bella. - This is our mafia friend Ciro. 605 01:07:38,435 --> 01:07:44,874 Colby, let's go back to ourselves the idea behind l-see-you. 606 01:07:45,155 --> 01:07:49,512 Who or what inspired you to do it? 607 01:07:49,755 --> 01:07:53,111 It was strange because it just came. 608 01:07:53,275 --> 01:08:00,545 - Randi, isn't that Colby? - People wanted real reality. 609 01:08:01,595 --> 01:08:05,793 People wanted to look for they were grateful to 610 01:08:05,955 --> 01:08:09,789 - that another family made theirs seem normal. 611 01:08:09,955 --> 01:08:15,427 - He seems to take the whole thing clean. - You write the following, Colby: 612 01:08:15,595 --> 01:08:23,593 That you created the website yourself and was responsible for all business agreements. 613 01:08:24,035 --> 01:08:29,667 The power of a man's vision, Barry, It is also the title of my new book. 614 01:08:29,835 --> 01:08:33,225 Yes, and it is shown an understatement. 615 01:08:35,195 --> 01:08:40,030 - It was a big mistake. - What? Jessica? 616 01:08:40,195 --> 01:08:44,347 Jessica, the book, the interview with Barry Kibrick. The whole thing. 617 01:08:44,475 --> 01:08:48,787 - Because of Randi, right? - A neglected woman is dangerous to life. 618 01:08:48,915 --> 01:08:51,475 You can swear at that! 619 01:09:01,275 --> 01:09:03,550 You gnat. 620 01:09:13,795 --> 01:09:17,265 TRANSFER MONEY confirm 621 01:10:39,115 --> 01:10:41,151 Hello. 622 01:10:46,795 --> 01:10:51,311 It's so hot. I couldn't sleep. 623 01:10:53,835 --> 01:10:58,545 I hope that's okay. Would you like something cold to drink? 624 01:11:09,875 --> 01:11:14,665 Haven't we played this game long enough now? 625 01:11:27,035 --> 01:11:31,267 - Was it from the pool? - I don't know. 626 01:11:35,955 --> 01:11:39,550 Stay here and I'll look. 627 01:11:48,595 --> 01:11:50,950 Miss Bellinger? 628 01:11:51,595 --> 01:11:56,669 Ciro... Isn't it just hot tonight? 629 01:12:09,675 --> 01:12:14,146 - Signora Bellinger... - Lydia. 630 01:12:14,315 --> 01:12:17,751 It is very cold. You can get pneumonia. 631 01:12:19,755 --> 01:12:22,588 I was hoping to get something else. 632 01:12:29,275 --> 01:12:33,587 Do you want to jump in, or do I have to come up and pick you up? 633 01:12:35,995 --> 01:12:38,145 Miss Bellinger... 634 01:12:38,275 --> 01:12:43,588 It was nice to see that a woman p� 38 can excite you. 635 01:12:44,115 --> 01:12:46,265 38...? 636 01:12:47,835 --> 01:12:50,508 Miss Bellinger... 637 01:12:56,955 --> 01:13:01,187 Lydia!? Audrey!? What the hell is going on? 638 01:13:01,315 --> 01:13:02,748 Harvey! 639 01:13:04,435 --> 01:13:08,064 I raise the advertising prices tomorrow. 640 01:13:14,755 --> 01:13:18,270 - Honey... - I'm not your darling! 641 01:13:18,395 --> 01:13:22,627 Aren't you overreacting now? Nothing happened. We acted. 642 01:13:22,795 --> 01:13:28,267 You were a damn fool! You would test the master chef's meat thermometer! 643 01:13:28,435 --> 01:13:34,032 Don't forget whose idea it was. “Leave the attention from my daughter." 644 01:13:34,195 --> 01:13:38,313 And didn't you say that we are just characters? 645 01:13:38,435 --> 01:13:45,352 - So you pretended to have an orgasm? - I probably didn't need that! 646 01:13:45,515 --> 01:13:51,272 You weren't acting. Climacteric nymphomaniac! 647 01:13:51,595 --> 01:13:57,067 I am not in menopause. I had to threaten you with a gun to have sex! 648 01:13:57,235 --> 01:14:01,706 You knew right from the start, that I have a very strong sex drive. 649 01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:06,995 If this is a drama, you must better go in because this camera... 650 01:14:07,155 --> 01:14:12,991 What's up with you guys? Everyone wants to know what will happen with Ciro. 651 01:14:13,155 --> 01:14:17,194 - Colby, leave us alone! - Naturally. Give yourselves plenty of time. 652 01:14:17,355 --> 01:14:21,348 But just to put it in perspective. Tires on the car: Free. 653 01:14:21,515 --> 01:14:25,224 The colas in the fridge: Free. Designer bathtubs: Free. 654 01:14:25,395 --> 01:14:29,149 Bugle Boy and Billabong fight for a 6-figure deal- 655 01:14:29,315 --> 01:14:31,306 - and the ads amount to 5,000! 656 01:14:31,475 --> 01:14:33,466 Arrow off, Colby! 657 01:14:33,715 --> 01:14:39,472 And speaking of money, I want to know where the missing 300,000 are. 658 01:14:39,635 --> 01:14:45,904 - There is 300,000 missing from the account. - Are you accusing me? 659 01:14:46,035 --> 01:14:50,631 It's not me who suffers from gambling addiction. You need to see a psychologist. 660 01:14:50,915 --> 01:14:54,430 - How about a divorce lawyer? - Gladly! 661 01:15:07,755 --> 01:15:10,428 What the hell?! 662 01:15:13,715 --> 01:15:18,311 - Is "l-see-you" a hoax? - I don't know what you mean. 663 01:15:18,475 --> 01:15:21,706 What do you have to say for Insytive's summons? 664 01:15:23,235 --> 01:15:27,513 Pack your things, Colby. We are making progress. And get rid of the dummy. 665 01:15:27,675 --> 01:15:31,634 - What have you? - Now relax. 666 01:15:32,475 --> 01:15:37,105 - Do you know what happened? - Are you already traveling? What a shame. 667 01:15:37,275 --> 01:15:39,311 I've had enough, Audrey! 668 01:15:39,435 --> 01:15:43,792 You have stolen all our money, drove my father crazy- 669 01:15:43,955 --> 01:15:46,992 - stole my lover, and you've had enough!? 670 01:15:47,155 --> 01:15:50,147 - You control, t�s! - Shut up. 671 01:15:52,635 --> 01:15:56,787 Then you realized that you needed to to pay to have sex, whore? 672 01:15:56,915 --> 01:16:01,591 I don't want to find myself in this one amateur joke. I am a professional. 673 01:16:01,755 --> 01:16:04,713 You will hear from my agent. 674 01:16:04,875 --> 01:16:07,594 Honey, I'm sorry... 675 01:16:11,995 --> 01:16:16,386 - Already back? - What the hell... 676 01:16:18,635 --> 01:16:21,627 - What is there? - The mother ship has landed. 677 01:16:21,955 --> 01:16:25,231 I'm coming with a statement later. 678 01:16:25,395 --> 01:16:29,752 What do you say to the claim that that your life is a rehearsed bluff? 679 01:16:31,955 --> 01:16:36,233 - We are saved! - We are revealed and it's over! 680 01:16:36,355 --> 01:16:40,633 I know we've all said and did stupid things. 681 01:16:40,795 --> 01:16:47,428 But look what it got us… The cover of People Magazine! 682 01:16:48,355 --> 01:16:52,667 That advertisement cannot be bought for money. Look out the window. 683 01:16:52,835 --> 01:16:56,828 - And that's just the beginning. - Yes, the beginning to the end. 684 01:16:56,955 --> 01:17:01,187 The TV news stays outside! We call for a press conference 685 01:17:01,355 --> 01:17:04,825 - and denies Randi's claim... 686 01:17:04,955 --> 01:17:10,109 - Listen to what you yourself say. - Maybe we should end now, father. 687 01:17:10,315 --> 01:17:17,471 - Stop? We have only just reached the top! - There are many reporters out there. 688 01:17:18,595 --> 01:17:22,952 If you two want to work it out, fine. Audrey, go up to your room. 689 01:17:23,395 --> 01:17:29,231 - And don't forget that I have Ciro. - What do you mean by that? 690 01:17:29,995 --> 01:17:34,307 - I'm staying with Nancy for a few days. - Come on, Colby! 691 01:17:34,475 --> 01:17:36,545 No, no! 692 01:17:37,155 --> 01:17:43,025 If you go out now, everything is ruined. Then we will be ruined. 693 01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:47,950 It has already been submitted. Move now. 694 01:17:51,795 --> 01:17:55,390 What do you want to do, Harvey? Knock us down with the tree figure? 695 01:17:55,555 --> 01:17:57,625 Calm down, Signor Bellinger... 696 01:17:57,795 --> 01:18:01,868 Now give me that object before it ends up in a police report. 697 01:18:06,755 --> 01:18:08,905 Oh, God! 698 01:18:09,995 --> 01:18:14,466 - Leave her alone. You are insane. - It wasn't my fault. 699 01:18:16,115 --> 01:18:18,424 Are you okay, honey? 700 01:18:19,115 --> 01:18:21,185 Wait a little. 701 01:18:26,075 --> 01:18:30,546 - I'm calling from the hospital. - I love you. 702 01:18:33,635 --> 01:18:35,705 Go now! 703 01:18:59,995 --> 01:19:03,431 How is Audrey? Have you heard anything? 704 01:19:17,195 --> 01:19:21,666 I can see that you are upset and I'm sorry for that. 705 01:19:27,515 --> 01:19:33,704 Do you know that in my country... how do you say it? 706 01:19:34,515 --> 01:19:38,474 We do not dwell on the negative. 707 01:19:41,755 --> 01:19:44,747 We celebrate the positive. 708 01:19:45,915 --> 01:19:50,193 There is so much to be happy about. 709 01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:00,474 Let's cook together. 710 01:20:12,635 --> 01:20:16,913 You make me sad. I don't want to fight! 711 01:20:23,955 --> 01:20:25,946 I like you. 712 01:20:26,875 --> 01:20:29,105 I like you. 713 01:20:29,995 --> 01:20:33,544 You fucking Italian wife robber! 714 01:20:35,035 --> 01:20:37,629 It's over! 715 01:20:42,595 --> 01:20:44,825 Everything is bullshit. 716 01:20:45,155 --> 01:20:48,909 Something to look at? Do you want something to watch? 717 01:20:49,075 --> 01:20:54,024 Do you want hits? I'm gonna give you hits, fuck peepers. 718 01:21:14,115 --> 01:21:17,744 Now I'm going to give you some damn drama. 719 01:21:30,115 --> 01:21:33,630 Have you calculated the grand final? 720 01:21:42,555 --> 01:21:46,867 - You are a lucky man. - Because I burst the gas line? 721 01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:51,711 Because you didn't kill anyone. Then we wouldn't sit here at all. 722 01:21:53,875 --> 01:21:59,427 - And the family? - Audrey studies at the university. 723 01:21:59,635 --> 01:22:05,355 She comes to visit. It was a little tense between Lydia and me- 724 01:22:05,355 --> 01:22:11,908 - but I guess it's not so strange, when I sit here and she... 725 01:22:13,315 --> 01:22:16,830 - Yeah, who knows...? - What about Colby? 726 01:22:16,995 --> 01:22:21,705 I didn't talk to him for a year, although he wanted to fix it. 727 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:25,663 It took me two years to realize that I couldn't blame him- 728 01:22:25,835 --> 01:22:28,554 - without blaming myself. 729 01:22:29,955 --> 01:22:33,584 What happened to the 300,000? 730 01:23:25,795 --> 01:23:28,184 Hi handsome guy. 731 01:23:29,595 --> 01:23:34,988 You look like Tim Robbins at the end of "A World Outside". 732 01:23:35,235 --> 01:23:39,228 - And are you Morgan Freeman? - Exactly. 733 01:23:39,395 --> 01:23:43,354 Sorry, we're late. We had some problems. 734 01:23:44,915 --> 01:23:48,908 - You look like shit. - Thank you. It's nice to see you, too, Mom. 735 01:23:49,075 --> 01:23:51,873 - Hey, dad. - Hello, my friend. 736 01:23:52,715 --> 01:23:57,664 - Let me take that one. - Thank you. What is it...? 737 01:23:57,795 --> 01:24:02,346 - Real-time product location. - Real-time what? What does it cost? 738 01:24:02,515 --> 01:24:04,904 - Nothing. - Nothing...? 739 01:24:05,035 --> 01:24:09,551 Not as long as we drive 650 km around the week in areas with high incomes. 740 01:24:09,715 --> 01:24:14,231 I went to Hummer in Sherman Oaks and entered into an agreement 741 01:24:14,395 --> 01:24:18,832 - and then I got an agreement with a team of sponsors. 742 01:24:19,035 --> 01:24:23,153 I don't want to know at all. Forget I asked. 743 01:24:23,355 --> 01:24:27,985 Sheep. I have a plan to get us started foot again and out of grandma's house. 744 01:24:28,155 --> 01:24:31,909 You don't have to do me any favors. No one asked you to stay. 745 01:24:32,035 --> 01:24:36,870 Do you think I'll listen to a suggestion from you after what I've been through? 746 01:24:37,035 --> 01:24:41,984 Harvey, you have to pay it back, now that you are able to work again. 747 01:24:42,275 --> 01:24:44,835 I have spent a lot of money. 748 01:24:44,995 --> 01:24:49,466 We are very close to that place, where I was your girlfriend for three years. 749 01:24:49,635 --> 01:24:53,071 Wait until we come out on� the highway, or until I get a job. 750 01:24:53,235 --> 01:24:57,945 What about the 300,000? Everyone knows you have them hidden somewhere. 751 01:24:58,075 --> 01:25:03,354 I don't have 300,000. Maybe by another where they have gone. 752 01:25:05,555 --> 01:25:09,070 Don't look at me. We thought you had them. 753 01:25:09,195 --> 01:25:13,746 - I don't have them. - Where the hell are they? 754 01:25:15,475 --> 01:25:17,670 - Randi! - Thank you. 755 01:25:19,035 --> 01:25:20,866 Hello! 756 01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:30,552 - Welcome to Ciro's. - Thank you. 757 01:25:33,115 --> 01:25:37,267 It's an Italian paradise in L.A. The place is just packed! 758 01:25:37,435 --> 01:25:41,428 You have confirmed our table to six, right? 759 01:25:41,595 --> 01:25:45,190 Yes, twice. We have stood on the waiting list for 14 days. 760 01:25:45,355 --> 01:25:49,143 - And you used my name? - Otherwise, a month would have passed. 761 01:25:49,315 --> 01:25:53,308 I'm glad for Randi. She has to earn the cash here. 762 01:25:53,475 --> 01:25:57,707 - Hello, Mr. Marshall! - Randi, you look radiant! 763 01:25:57,875 --> 01:26:02,187 Mr Marshall... Chloe... Let me show you to your table. 764 01:26:02,595 --> 01:26:05,985 The others are on their way. It seems to be going really well. 765 01:26:06,155 --> 01:26:10,751 - Where is your partner? - He's here. 766 01:26:14,115 --> 01:26:16,390 Sit down. 767 01:26:16,635 --> 01:26:22,870 - What should it be? Rigatoni? - Your masterpiece... lobster agnolotti. 768 01:26:23,035 --> 01:26:26,505 - The sauce on the side. - No problem. 769 01:26:28,195 --> 01:26:33,223 - He cooks without shoes on. - I'll be back soon. 770 01:26:33,395 --> 01:26:37,070 As long as he doesn't cook the lobster with its feet. 771 01:26:42,555 --> 01:26:46,343 END